Ben Axelrad

ben axelrad – site editor/blogger

I’m this dude who lives in Los Angeles named Ben. Hey, that’s me there. Hi, me! The dog with lips and eyebrows in this picture is Charlie. You can laugh at him if you want, as he is little, not tough, and just a photograph. Alone, without Charlie, I created this site. Don’t tell Charlie I said that, please.

Here’s my game, y’all: I write stuff down that I think is funny and hope that someday soon someone will say “That’s so funny I want to give you this big pile of money!” Then we will shake hands for what seems like an eternity.

I write movies, television, short short-stories, long short-stories, short long-stories, and pizza. Yay pizza! In addition, I make silly little videos that no one likes except me and everyone. I will do all these things for you, and all you have to do is ask me. And pay me. And praise me. And pizza. Yay pizza!

I also write comedy for this other site called A Fennis For Dembo under the pen name BA Brokeass. Check it out if you like going to websites and reading things. It also helps if you like basketball and/or rap music.

I can be reached for work, play, or sex at ben@pooporchocolateblogs.com