The Staff

Thanks for visiting the site, my name is Ben. Take a few minutes to meet me and my friends. We’re serving chili dogs to day. Grab one before we start the tour.

Let me start by telling you, your kind is welcome here. Well, maybe not welcome, but happily tolerated. Happily might be too strong a word. Pleasantly. I guess it depends on your definition of pleasant. One man’s pleasant is another man’s “Ouch! You just kicked me in the face!” Hypothetically speaking, of course. Let me ask you a question: Not hypothetically speaking, how do you feel about a kick in the face?

That’s the spirit! Enjoy your stay, I had a good feeling about you from the moment you walked in.