For over a year now I’ve been taunting you with this funny flick called MYSTERY TEAM, the feature-film from DERRICK Comedy that I told you was hilarious but which most of you never got to see. Well, as much as I love taunting you, all good things must end. Occasionally, though, when a good thing ends an even better things takes its place, and that’s the case today: MYSTERY TEAM is available on DVD and Video On Demand for all the taunted world to see. Amazon, Netflix, Blockbuster, Roscoe’s Bootlegged DVDs; anywhere you get your movies, MYSTERY TEAM is there. No longer will you be the victim of movie bullies.
WARNING: THIS DVD CONTAINS AWESOME BONUS FEATURES SUCH AS:
Audio commentary with Derrick Comedy: Dan Eckman, Meggie McFadden, Dominic Dierkes, Donald Glover and DC Pierson
“The Making of Mystery Team” Featurette
Deleted Material
Preproduction Test Scene
“Who Is Wally Cummings?” Featurette
If any of those features frighten you please avoid this DVD. And this blog. And this life. Pussy.
To celebrate this big day here is the latest online sketch from DERRICK.
No one could’ve guessed when this sketch was shot that it would be exactly, word for word, the LOST Finale. Great minds think alike, yo. All you great minds out there thinking right now would be a lovely time for a pudding snack, I’m with youz. Meet you back here in five for MYSTERY TEAM.
Another 420 Weed Day came and went without so much as a peep from your pals at Poop or Chocolate. Why? Because 420 Weed Day is for this guy.
Please. The Bong King isn't even Shift Manager.
Let me be more clear, 420 Weed Day is not a day of celebration for guys like the Bong King. It’s a day for behind-the-scenes pot-smokers to celebrate guys like the Bong King getting arrested. Guys who say things like, “Thomas Jefferson grew weed, bro!” and “Weed takes you on a spiritual journey, bro!” and “You can’t arrest me, it’s 420 Weed Day . . . bro!” First off, Thomas Jefferson had slaves grow weed. And then he dressed like a lady. And then he wrote the Declaration of Independence. Don’t try’n get in that cat’s headspace. Second, weed takes you on a spiritual journey to Carl’s Jr. at two in the morning and what you see changes only your cholesterol forever. And third, smoking weed on 420 Weed Day is no more legal than it is to commit crimes of passion on Valentine’s Day. Though at least the latter is totally romantic and deserving of a second chance, RIGHT TINA!?!?
