Beyond writing words and shit, I like to make some moving pictures. Take a gander at this new sketch from me and my friends at The Lifelong Weekend. It’s called THE OTHER GUY and as the sketch suggests, you should see it.
If you think that’s bad… then share the link anyway. Thanks, folks!
My name is t.j. and I’ll never let her hurt you again.
Every once and awhile a man has to say to himself, “I think it’s high time I make a short comedy to put into the film festival circuit.” In the humble life of this lowly blogger, now is one of those times.
My recent absence from Poop or Chocolate (did you notice?) has been largely due to the fact that I’m working on a short film called THE NIGHT OF JOE. I’m the writer and director on this little ditty, so it’s taken up almost all my time in the past couple weeks. Now—as I re-emerge into the blogosphere—I’m here to ask for your help. Though I’ve raised enough money to get THE NIGHT OF JOE through production, it’s going to take contributions from friends, family, enemies, strangers, and bears with credit cards to get my film to the finish.
To raise the additional money I need, I’ve started a donations page on Kickstarter.com. Via Kickstarter, you can learn about the film and, if it tickles your fancy, make a contribution (as little as $1). I’ll allow this video to explain the rest:
If you think you can swing it, any amount you can give would be greatly appreciated. Whether that’s the $4 you would spend on your Starbuck’s coffee tomorrow morning or the $25 you were saving to buy a pair of heated socks from Sharper Image, your donation will be tremendously valuable. Moreover, your support makes you part of this project, which warms my little heart. Really, your help means a lot to me.
Thank you, folks, and may you one day witness a bear using a major credit card.
It’s hard enough calling a phone sex line when you know the voice on the other end is probably coming from a chain-smoking, leather-faced former lunch lady, but when the operator is a sexually maladjusted ex-con (and a man) it’s cause to never pick up a phone again. In “Phone Sex”, the latest sketch from THE LIFELONG WEEKEND, yours truly and fellow PoC-er Josh Golden work our way through a seductive chat at $0.99/minute ($14.99 for the first two minutes).
My name is t.j. and I made this video in support of the work-release program.
Since it’s Monday morning and your brain isn’t fully capable of reading yet, enjoy this new video by Life Long Weekend representing the hard work of some of your fine friends here at Poop or Chocolate. It’s called “Mister Dykemouse” and it was written and co-produced by the always tolerable me, directed and co-produced by my roommate and our pal Joe Harkenrider, crewed and edited by our resident video-man Josh Golden, and fake mustachioed by our dude t.j. peters. The video features the acting talents of Hal Rudnick (The Midnight Show) and Eric Levy (Sweaty Robot), thanks to both of them and everyone involved for their efforts, including (the always tolerable) me. Enjoy the show, and if you do, tell a friend!
My name is Ben and on behalf of all of us, thanks for watching.
It’s a week of premieres, and none is bigger than this one, kids. Poop or Chocolate is proud to aid in the promotion of CIRCLE JERK SOGGY BISCUIT, the hilarious new short film by THE LIFELONG WEEKEND, written and co-directed by your blog buddy t.j. peters; produced and co-directed by my friendly roommate Joe Harkenrider; edited by our very own Josh Golden; and starring our pals James Pumphrey, Will Weldon, Lindsay Ames, and Austin Blank as “The Beaver”. Just kidding, there’s no Beaver. Well, there sort of is, but it isn’t played by Austin.
I don’t know if it’s safe for your work; I don’t know where you work. If it’s a church, this film is almost definitely not safe. But if you work on a porno assembly line it’s actually probably too tame.. Anywhere in between, you might want to wear headphones. Look, it’s a judgment call, and you wouldn’t have landed this job if you couldn’t make them.
Without further ado . . . CIRCLE. JERK. SOGGY. BISCUIT!
I hope you enjoyed it. Now . . . Who wants lunch???
My name is Ben and I support funny movies and my friends.
In these hard economic times, when our savings are depleted and the market fluctuates with relentless uncertainty, there’s one man who gives us the confidence to press forward with our fiscal diversification. No, he’s not a lawmaker or a financial guru, or even a man, really. He’s a talking baby, and boy can that little fucker post a web cam video.
We all know the E*Trade baby. We’ve watched him invest for years and chortled all the way while he created memorable non-words like shankopotamus. Hahaha, a baby golfing?! That’s unlikely! However, we have to understand that though it’s easy to love him now, the E*Trade baby will grow up and have problems just like the rest of us. Or, in his case, the problems might be much worse.
Take a look at the E*Trade Baby: 30 Years Later — an original video for PoC starring blogger Josh Golden:
