The kid J-Mackey will be back with a new video next Wednesday, but until then we’ve got some work to do. (Don’t be scared, it isn’t real work.)
As you all know, I pride myself on being unbiased when I have no bias and extremely biased when I do. Funny or Die is having a sketch competition and The Birthday Boys are in it, so I definitely have a bias, but even if I didn’t, this is the best one. The Birthday Boys Present: THE SYSTEM.
Remember when I mentioned that “work” earlier? This is it:
Go here and click “FUNNY.” It’s super super super easy. No registration, no pop ups, no nothing. All you have to do is click “FUNNY.” Watch the video again, if you’d like, but definitely click “FUNNY.” There is no limit to how many times you can vote so vote often!
Post this link to your Facebook and Twitter: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/78a3e16004/the-birthday-boys-the-system and tell people to vote for THE BIRTHDAY BOYS.
Embed the video to your website or Tumblr.
Post these instructions and feel pride in a job well done.
Get up tomorrow and do it all over again, everyday, for the next fifty years.
Retire fulfilled.
Die peacefully surrounded by loved ones.
Go to Heaven for being a helpful good person.
How can you deny these precious faces?
My name is Ben and this site has a Birthday Boys bias.
I ain’t try’n to gloat, but guess who saw CHARITY EVENT IMPROV last night, kid?! Seriously, guess. Why aren’t you guessing? Hello?
There were seven groups total, and they were all good, but one group . . . Well, let’s just say they spoke to me. HIP HOP PENGUIN!!! Improv with hip-hop flavor, yes, but it’s so much more. I wish I could show you their live set, but this video intro will have to do.
Here at Poop or Chocolate we recognize that most Improv falls into one of two categories: “Ugh” and “Why?” That’s why we only rep the rillest Improv. Hip Hop Penguin, y’all. Add them to the list.
Happy T-Gives, everyone! On this day of giving thanks, let us not forget to also receive thanks when given to us. For a thanks that goes unreceived lingers in the air like a stale fart in a Smart Car, making it weird for everyone. This Thanksgiving, don’t be the guy that makes it weird for everyone. Also, don’t be this guy:
Friends, thanks for all the times you’ve loaned us your eyes. As Tupac said to his Dear Mama, “You are appreciated.”
Love this video from Chubby Skinny Kids (Dan Gregor, Doug Mand, Adam Pally) featuring Thomas Middleditch, Eliza Skinner, Baron Vaughn and an actual freaky-ass ghost child. Directed by Ben Weinstein.
My name is Ben and postin’ makes me feeeeeeel gooooood.
