The Last Supper

INT. NEIGHBORHOOD BAR – TIME UNKNOWN

Two men, PHILBERT (not that it matters) and FREODORE (matters just as little) sit at the bar drinking beers.

PHILBERT
If you could have only one meal for the rest of eternity, what would it be?

FREODORE
Well that depends. In this scenario, can you get diarrhea?

PHILBERT
No.

FREODORE
Then I’ll say meatloaf and mashed potatoes, extra gravy.

PHILBERT
Mmmm. Delicious. And if you can get diarrhea?

FREODORE
Meatloaf and mashed potatoes, with extra diarrhea.

THE END