Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader: PART III

Ben approaches a Kindergartener.

KINDERGARTENER
What are you doing here? You’re old.

BEN
I’m not old, I’m wise. Check this out: A-B-C-D-E-F-G! YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS!

KINDERGARTENER
Yes I do. It’s the alphabet.

BEN
This is going to flip your lid. Eleven. You ever hear of eleven?

KINDERGARTENER
Are you an idiot?

BEN
Am I an id…uh oh. I think I just crapped my pants.

KINDERGARTENER
I haven’t done that since I was a baby.

BEN
Do you know any babies?

KINDERGARTENER
Change your underpants.

Part 4