Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader: PART II

Ben approaches a 3rd Grader.

BEN
Hey 3rd Grader, what’s the capitol of New York?!

3RD GRADER
Wha…?…

BEN
It’s New York! Dummy! Now give me your giant cookie!

3RD GRADER
I won’t give it to you but I’ll share.

BEN
Sharing is for dumb people. Give it!

3RD GRADER
I’m not dumb, you’re just mean.

BEN
I’m rubber, you’re poo. Whatever you say bounces off me and you smell like a butthole.

3RD GRADER
I haven’t acted this way since I was in kindergarten.

BEN
You’re just jealous because I’m smarter than you.

3RD GRADER
How do you spell “giraffe”?

BEN
Uh…

3RD GRADER
And the capitol of New York is Albany.

BEN
Shit. I’ve gotta find a kindergartener.