about 23 hours ago - No comments
Being still somewhat unemployed, I feel like the one thing I’m gaining somewhat professional points in has come in the form of job interviews.
This practice of sitting down with perfect strangers and detailing the best traits of myself has led to fruitless wanders down the road of anticipation. Lowering my standards and raising a quick More >
about 1 day ago - No comments
Ladies and vagina-less ladies, allow me to introduce you to the luckiest career man in the world. Well, I can’t actually introduce you to him because I don’t know him name, nor have I seen his face, but allow me to introduce you to his story and the back of his head:
Aaaaaand a million unemployed More >
about 2 days ago - No comments
New York and the tri-state area, provided you like longform improv in strange locations at all hours of the day and night (raise your hand, dickhead who doesn’t), have I got a treat for you. This weekend all over the borough of Manhattan, the Upright Citizens Brigade presents the Del Close Marathon!
The Del Close Marathon More >
about 3 days ago - 1 comment
Are you familiar with Justin Bieber? Ah, I thought you might be.
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Oh, I’m sorry, that was an implied question. What I meant to say is, As an authoritative source, please tell me why this happens to Justin Bieber?
I am not going to make fun of Bieber for paying for, owning, and actively using a More >
about 3 days ago - No comments
You’ve chosen to get your blogging from this site, and for that I thank and commend you. But had you chosen, say for instance, the Marquee Blog at cnn.com you would be reading blog posts like these ones…
. . . and that would be a terrible mistake! You’ll notice that some of the links are More >
about 4 days ago - No comments
Every once in awhile I do not rent a television studio, do not set up any lights or cameras, and do not interview a prominent celebrity. This is the transcript of everything that did not happen. Please pretend it did. Names have been changed to protect the celebrities I’ve More >
about 4 days ago - 1 comment
Was anyone going to tell me about this? Oh, don’t look away like you don’t know what I’m talking about. It’s been six years—SIX YEARS—and nobody said anything to me, as if maybe I’d never find out. Well, guess what? I did find out and now you are all to blame!
Why didn’t anyone tell me More >
about 5 days ago - No comments
Since it’s Monday morning and your brain isn’t fully capable of reading yet, enjoy this new video by Life Long Weekend representing the hard work of some of your fine friends here at Poop or Chocolate. It’s called “Mister Dykemouse” and it was written and co-produced by the always tolerable me, directed and co-produced by More >
about 1 week ago - 1 comment
To me, nothing says Friday like watching the trailer for a low budget horror film over and over and over. And wouldn’t you know it, Friday is today! That must be why I want to share Chain Letter with the rest of the world.
You did good. Go ahead and pat yourself on the back. I More >
about 4 months ago
this guy is inspiring. also agree, great interview.
about 4 months ago
great interview, great new site. i downloaded the mixtape while i was reading this, and it really kicks ass.
nice work ben!
joe