about 4 days ago - No comments
They say you can never go home again, that after leaving the nest your parents will inevitably fill the void of your childhood room with foosball tables, gift wrapping supplies, or even a “guest room” that summons the creepy thought of their aging middle aged friends getting snuggly beneath your Star Wars sheets.
Given that I’m More >
about 6 days ago - No comments
Just popping by for a minute with an update from Suburban Detroit (and to give t.j.’s middle finger a rest). The Sav-On Drugs is open 24-hours now, y’all. If you’re looking for a supermarket at 2AM and you can’t locate a good nuclear fallout shelter, Sav-On is your next best bet to fill your grocery More >
about 1 week ago - 1 comment
It’s hard enough calling a phone sex line when you know the voice on the other end is probably coming from a chain-smoking, leather-faced former lunch lady, but when the operator is a sexually maladjusted ex-con (and a man) it’s cause to never pick up a phone again. In “Phone Sex”, the latest sketch from More >
about 1 week ago - No comments
I’m going home to the great state of Michigan for a welcome dose of what McDonald’s terms “food, folks and fun.” I’ll be back after Labor Day, and you might not hear from me much between now and then. Probably you’re thinking, “Who cares?” and I agree with you. But if you aren’t thinking that More >
about 1 week ago - 1 comment
I’m watching the new “Karate Kid” movie right now. It’s not nearly as bad as you guys made it out to be. I’m not saying it’s good. It’s really not. But it’s got me thinking about whether the first one actually was either. I’m sorry, sentimentarians, but on logic alone this one has the More >
about 2 weeks ago - No comments
When I turned 30 I vowed I would change my life, and I did. I swore I’d stop lounging around on the couch all the time, and I did. I moved to a comfortable chair. I swore I’d stop eating Big Macs for breakfast, and I did. I started eating off the More >
about 2 weeks ago - No comments
I finally got around to seeing TWILIGHT: ECLIPSE last night. Kind of boring. The second one was kind of boring, too. For some reason, probably the hoards of adoring teenage fans, I keep expecting them to be teenage romps and then feeling disappointed when they aren’t; even though I didn’t want to see the first More >
about 2 weeks ago - No comments
Is it cold and rainy where you live? If so, today is a great day for a movie. It’s hot and sticky where you live? How is that my fault? It’s Movie Day!
The folks at Funny or Die! put out their first ever short film, BIG DOG, written and directed by Eric Appel and starring More >
about 2 weeks ago - No comments
We know what you say when we’re not around. You see us holding down all those “thinkin’ man’s jobs” and say, “Those Jews are so jewy, over there jewing it up like a bunch o’ Jews.” What you don’t know, BIGOT, is that we Jews are storing up our energy for the day we can More >
