Joe-Wilson-Lie

Obama is a more tolerant man than I. If anyone ever pulled a Joe Wilson and yelled out “YOU LIE!” during one of my bloggy state of the unions, I’d cut their fucking dick off. Women included.

“YOU LIE!”

Okay. Women aren’t included. But men, you watch out.

“YOU LIE!”

Fine. I won’t cut anyone’s dick off. But still, I’m not to be fucked with.

“YOU LIE!”

You’re right. I’m a giant pussy.

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Why does it feel like I just cut MY dick off?

My name is Ben and I blogged this.